- Q: Did he pick the dog up by the ears?
- A: No.
- Q: What was he doing with the dog’s ears?
- A: Picking them up in the air.
- Q: Where was the dog at this time?
- A: Attached to the ears.
Court things…
- Q: Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?
- A: I refuse to answer that question.
- Q: Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?
- A: I refuse to answer that question.
- Q: Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?
- A: No.
Some Chat post format
A chat transcript (post format Chat), like so:
- Lady: I would like to buy some cyanide.
- Pharmacist: Why in the world do you need cyanide?
- Lady: I need it to poison my husband.
- Pharmacist: Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband.
- Lady: Owh yeah?!? Check this out! (The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.)
- Pharmacist: Well now, that’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.