Court things…

  • Q: Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?
  • A: I refuse to answer that question.
  • Q: Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?
  • A: I refuse to answer that question.
  • Q: Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?
  • A: No.

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Some Chat post format

A chat transcript (post format Chat), like so:

  • Lady: I would like to buy some cyanide.
  • Pharmacist: Why in the world do you need cyanide?
  • Lady: I need it to poison my husband.
  • Pharmacist: Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband.
  • Lady: Owh yeah?!? Check this out! (The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.)
  • Pharmacist: Well now, that’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.